Miri Embryo Distribution – Is This Baby Yours?

Questionnaire for prospective fathers asking to join the Neo End of Days Dynasty

Dear prospective father,

The following questionnaire will allow me, Miri Embryo Distribution, to sort out the most suitable genetic material to produce the ideal baby for us.
Please try and be as honest and open as possible in your responses.If some questions seem too invasive to you, you may skip them– silence
is also a legitimate answer in our colony – except for questions marked in *.

Please note: your replies to this form make this offspring entirely your own creation.
By filling out this form you will receive an individual birth certificate, containing a snapshot of the embryo. 

Unlike the sperm bank, where there is a clear inclination towards fathers who possess certain physical characteristics and do not suffer from short-sightedness or
any other defect, here at “Miri Embryo Distribution” everyone, including women,  is invited to be fruitful and multiply. One must keep in mind that some
people with perceived shortcomings have had great influence on human history – a donation from Einstein, for example, would most likely not have been accepted
to the sperm bank; neither would one from Golda Meir or Napoleon…